Best...Picture...Ever

This, friends, is Garnet Exelby of the Atlanta Thrashers. I unfortunately am starting my week by asking myself a few questions. One would be, why don't I own a Garnet Exelby jersey? How have I never heard of him? Is he serious with that picture? Is Garnet Exelby even his real name? Or is it some alternate personality that he created and molded into a professional hockey player? When will I stop asking myself questions about this guy? More research is needed...

Update: I have a new favorite athlete PERIOD. Not just hockey player. This is one of the first pictures that shows up when Exelby's name is Google'd.